The Adventures About Germany

In Germany, there is a cafe called Cafe Baroco.  My mama and papa ordered me hot chocolate, and there is this very nice lady who buys me chocolate.  And she puts her hands on my cheeks like this, and she kisses my cheeks and gives me money, and sometimes little treats and stuff.  She is such a nice lady.

And our house was very nice.  We had two very nice carpenters at our house, and every day they came in and all over the house, fixing problems and making our house nice for us.

I'm in Amberg with my bed things, looking at the Hush Little Baby book.  I was four years old.

It was a really nice place to live.  And I just loved Germany, and loved living there.  I really want to go back and visit.

Right now in England, it is dark out.  I don't know if it's dark out in Germany.  And I love Germany and England and all the countries that I go to so much, that I'm so so so so glad that I'm a person.  And I love my mama and papa, and every single friend of mine.  Even all of Mama's friends.  And I especially love Mama and Papa.  Give a big kiss  to your husband and also if you are a man looking at the blog, give your wife a kiss.  And both of you give your whole families a kiss.
XO XO XO Love you so much.
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Here are some pictures for you, of me in Amberg.

 This is me and zebra in Nuremburg.  My eyebrows are up.

 This is me and Papa drink gluhwein.  I have kinderpunsch.

 This is a pageant of St. Martin.

 This is me doing ballet.

 This is my mama in the snow.

This is me opening opening a present at my house in Amberg.

More Adventures About Zera

Zebra is one of my favorites, and she is one of the bestest, bestest travelers.  Sometimes she gets mad, sometimes she doesn't.  Sometimes, she cries, and sometimes she is sad. She has black eyes.  She has a round, furry, fat tummy.  She has a twitchy nose.  She is super nice. She is super funny. She's really kind.  She's super jumpy, and really shy with the camera.  And she is one of the most nicest people in the world-- I love her so much. And I really like her a lot.

One of the adventures that we both went on was Turkey.  The name of the place is called Turkey, but they do not serve turkey in Turkey.  And they have delicious oranges!  We all loved the oranges there.  If you go there, you will have a wonderful, wonderful meal of oranges galore.  They have fresh orange juice.  They have ice cream, and they also have nice, soft sand at the beach.  They have lots and lots of sun, and it's very nice.

 This is me waiting in the airport to go to Turkey.

 This is Zebra, sitting up on the table, smiling.

The most exciting thing that happened when I was in Turkey with Zebra was that we went to a hotel.  They had such delicious food, and such nice desserts.  The people were super nice.  They kept giving me things.  I enjoyed Turkey so much.  But then when we had to leave, I almost got really sad.  I have a souvenir, a magnet of the special good-luck eye they have in Turkey.

 This is the good-luck eye.

 This me, waiting for a very good lunch.

 This is some oranges and lemons.

 This is me pointing at the food I want-- French Fries!

 This is me, in a crazy outfit.

 This is me touching a yellow balloon.

 This is my papa, waiting with a big checkered shirt on, enjoying Turkish coffee.

This is me, enjoying some delicious orange juice!

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The Chewed Up Paper Bag

This is how I named my blog The Goat Ate the Paper Bag.
One day, I went to a farm.  I saw some goats and I had a paper bag full of feed, and I was feeding the goats the feed from my hand, but then one goat came along and just snatched the bag with its mouth, and chewed it up as quickly as it could!  And it was SO funny, that I just laughed and laughed.  I enjoyed that day so much that I just wanted to come back there again.  And we saw some mushrooms there-- they were crazy-shaped, and I don't know what kind they might be, they might be wood blewits, I just don't know which kind.  And I had a great time that day, and it was just so fun.

Thank you for all your comments yesterday-- I really appreciate you commenting on my blog.  It's such good fun to have comments on my blog.  You're the best people that I've ever, ever had on my blog before.
Love,
Amelia

Let me introduce my zebra.

She is the most famous zebra-traveler ever.  She is really good at traveling, she has been all over the world, and she is really sweet and nice.  She is very interested in seeing you, and she is super, super excited to be seen all over the world (on this blog), and so am I.  And she is the most wonderfulest, strongest, famousest, traveler in all the world.

Her favorite color is black and white, because she has black and white stripes, and black scruffy paws, and she has a black, soft, furry, fuzzy nose.  And white, stripey ears.  And she is the bestest, bestest, bestest zebra in all the world.
She is really, really nice, and my mama and papa think I'm really nice, too.  And my mama and papa are also really nice, super-friendly, and kind.  I always make them cards, and I always make them packets of presents and things and stuff.
I really am looking forward to seeing you all.  I love you all so much, and I can't wait to be able to skype with you and I hope you see zebra.  If you saw her in real life, you'd really like her and think she's the best.  I think she's the best.  I think she's kind, super-nice and most of all, she has scruffy paws and a fuzzy nose.  Black and white stripes, she's super-nice, and a long black mane.   And she is really kind.  She really likes people.  If you see her, she will kiss you, and hug, and bounce and zing around you, climb on you, kiss you, and be really be very nice to be around.  She loves people, and especially loves kids and especially, especially loves stuffed animals.  Her last favorite colors are pink and green.  She is super, super lovely to be around.
This the end of my blog post.  From Amelia.  This is the bestest blog I think I have ever done.